Panic and Preparation

There is a fine line between panic and preparation - a line which seems to grow ever fainter as I grow older.
I am the one who wakes up in a cold sweat after an episode of Mythbusters, and frantically searches for one of those "hammer" tools online. You know, the ones that can smash out a window and cut my safety belt in the unlikely event that my car plunges off a bridge into icy water. Come on, I can't be the only one who runs through scenarios in my head to make sure I would be able to get my children out of the car. Okay... maybe I am.
I am the one who hears "preppers" talking about stocking up on water purifiers and emergency rations to be ready for a global economic collapse and seriously considers purchasing books on how to build traps and skin what I've caught so I can cook it over an open fire. Perhaps I should mention that I don't really know how to use my own pocketknife?
I am the one who keeps extra gallons of water in the basement - "Just in case". Shh.. I tell my husband it's for my coffee maker.

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No, not this tree. Not worried about this tree! |
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That one, in the back. Yeah, that's the one. |
We may end up with a wet basement. We may even have a tree fall on the house. (Okay, now I'm panicking again and picturing where that tree might fall.)
Honestly, though, it's time to just settle in with a few good books and snuggle up with the boys. We'll be just fine. See you on the other side.
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